Two Point Radio

The home of questionable content. Two Point Radio has been on the air for at least 25 years. Ricky Hawthorn was working at the station then and claimed, they had to wind up the records manually and shout really loudly. The station doesn't appear to be hugely successful. They never have access or rights to all the most recent and popular music, suggesting financial constraints.

Morning Show - Talk & News with Ricky Hawthorn
Is a talk radio show that also covers local news. It has been rated Two Point Radio's top programme.

Thought of the Day

A regular spot on Ricky's morning show.

Gossip Roundup Tickling Butchers
 * 'Be thankful for wisdom. It makes you wise enough to know what to be thankful for.' - Katie Bottle
 * Mrs Eggshock is still wearing that leg cast, that we all know is fake.
 * The squatters in number 19 Mud Street have put up new curtains.
 * A new species of venomous spider, is poised to infest our homes this summer.

Ricky does daily, 20 minute, unpaid, advertisments for Tickling Butchers. It is speculated this is because Ricky was having an affair with Mrs Tickling and Mr Tickling, the owner of Tickling Butchers, found out.

Afternoon Show - with Sir Nigel Bickleworth
The Sir Nigel Bickleworth Show

"Your daily dose of worldliness and sophistication has arrived."

Sir Nigel considers claims his radio show informs, entertains and brings some small measure of sophistication to the drab lives to the people of Two Point County.

Sir Nigel makes it very clear that he doesn't take requests to play 'popular music'. He asks listeners to repress the impulse as he has no intention of playing any of that drivel.

History Of Two Point County
A regular spot on Sir Nigel's show. It is a segment on his radio show that covers different historical facts about Two Point County.

Sir Nigel Reviews
 * Grogbin's Ring - Is the stone(r) henge and one of the most famous sights in Two Point County. Named after a giant of ancient times.
 * Merrydung Farm - The oldest farm in the region, founded by Edmond Merrydung.
 * One-Eyed Wallace - This is the name of the lighthouse near Hogsport. It was named after the regions first lighthouse keep, Wallace Tugbottom. Wallace Tugbottom lost his left in a high stakes game of Snap!
 * Lower Bullocks - hospital was built on a Hamster Burial ground, which is why the hospital is infested.
 * Underlook Hotel - I hotel sitting in the shadows of the Pointy Mountains. It is said to be haunted.
 * The Medieval Monk, Matthew Woebetide, founded a monastery on what is now a pet shop.
 * The Steel Buns Gym - "I spent a very pleasant afternoon in the sauna, but did not care for the smells as one walks down the corridor. In short, I would stick with a perspiration spa in Grockle Bay."
 * Seven Feet Under - A funerary home. Sir Nigel decided to 'try before you buy' and spent 3 hours being buried in a variety of coffins. He greatly recommends them.
 * Turn Up The Volumes - A bookstore. "...Far too many modern scribblers for my liking, but their section on pointillist poetry is still second to none."
 * Barlow and Streaker Antiques - "...is a terrible disappointment. The only real antiques appear to be the owners, who surely belong to another century. If not, another world entirely. One to avoid."

Night Time Show - Power Hour with Harrison Wolff
Call Ins
 * Bringing you all the good vibes you can handle.

It is possible that sime evenings listerners can't call into the station as Harrison tends to unplug the phone. That said, sometimes he is very keen for listeners to call in. Once he asked listeners to call in about any of their internal organs they would like to discuss, he prefaced this with claiming this to be something close to his heart, his left lung.

Sometimes he is just lonely in the booth at night and wants listeners to call in and give him requests. Although he tends to refuse to play the songs requested stating his listeners have terrible taste in music.

Segments
 * Free Music - He once asked listeners to throw their radios out of their windows as music deserves to be free.
 * Naming Competition - Harrison notices the latest epidemic outbreak in Blighton hasn't been named.  He asks his listerners to write in with name ideas and he'll submit the best ones to the health authorities.

Weather Reports
Harrison Wolfe once gave a weather report. "A purple contentment seeps through the pours of Croquembouche.  A vast clouds of inexperienced crows gathers for the annual feast over Flottering and finally, the tears of a clown swell to a tide down the streets of Grockle Bay.  The next weather report will be in 17 years."

Sir Nigel Bickleworth was once pressured into giving the weather report. He confirmed that chances of precipitation have increased exponentially due to a higher concentration of moisture at high altitudes. So rain looking likely on this day.

House Plant
Harrison finds a house plant in the booth creepy. He has a lot of questions about this plant, like, who put it there? Who wanted it? And why does it keep growing? Harrison claims he won't be turning his back on it. He even claims the 'sinister plant', might be the source of his cranky mood as his late night show continues.

Classic Rock Festivale
One evening Harrison Wolff locked Sir Nigel Bickleworth in the radio station toilet and blasted loud music for over three hours. This was Harrison's revenge for having his live festival cancelled because Sir Nigel filed a motion to deny the permit, preventing the festival from going ahead. For more details visit here.

Kitten Pictures
Ricky Hawthorn filled the booth with kitten pitcures to try and curb Sir Nigel Bickleworth's grumpy mood.

Disc Jockeys

 * Harrison Wolff


 * Sir Nigel Bickleworth


 * Ricky Hawthorn

Sponsors
These change quite regularly.

Rent An Eel
'Rent An Eel - For all your short term eel based needs.'

Jumbo Nuts
They are very tasty.

Pottsworth Frozen Peas
'Pottsworth frozen peas grow in July and by the following month, which is August, they are canned and ready to...', we don't hear any more of the spondership advert as Sir Nigel Bickelworth refuses to read the rest. He demands to know who wrote it and how is it possible to grow frozen peas? And who freezes cans? Is it really necessary to tell everyone which month follows July?

Crusty Fragrance

Misc
The radio station was once hacked and the DJs couldn't control which songs would play next.