Matthew Woebetide

Was a medieval Monk, who founded monastery, which has since been turned into a pet shop. The pet shop isn't named, but Sir Nigel Bickleworth did express that he wished the animals kept a vow of silence as he can't stand all the squawking.

Trivia

 * Woe Betide is a saying used humorously to warn (someone) that they will be in trouble if they do a specified thing.