Harrison Wolff

Harrison is the night time radio DJ on Two Point Radio. He believes that music makes everything worthwhile.

Harrison recommends Holistix Multipurpose Repellent when travelling to the Tumble Downs. Saying it is guaranteed to drive away bears, wolves and chainsaw welding maniacs. He confirms there are no bears or wolves on Tumble Downs.

Sometimes Harrison likes to pretend he is an astronaut lost in space when sitting in the booth at work, all alone, with his headphones on. He is just trying to get a message through.

Harrison cares about his listerners and often only turns up for work because he remembers how much they would all miss him.

Harrison doesn't like the day, saying it is too loud, fast and bright, making him a night person. Which makes hosting Two Point Radios night time show a perfect occupation for him.

Quotes
"Is it just me, or are the Pointy Mountains getting less "pointy"?  We should raise some money and get them sharpened.  I mean, who wants to live in the shadow of blunt mountains?"

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in the booth like this, completely alone, headphones pressing on my ears, I like to pretend I'm an astronaut lost in space.  And just trying to get a message through.  Until then, here's more music."

"In case you've forgotten, you are listening to Harrison Wolff on Two Point Radio.  Don't worry though, I'm not a real wolf.  Wolves can't DJ or hold down any other kind of steady job really.  That should have been your first clue."

"You ever stare into empty space and just ponder the mysteries of the universe?  Like, how many planets out there support life?  And what's another word for thesaurus?  More existential questions after this."

"It must get weird for you, hearing this voice coming out of nowhere every few minutes.  But don't worry, I'm not inside your head, I'm just inside your radio.  That's where the music lives too.  Music like this."

Career
Harrison is a DJ for Two Point Radio. He hosts the Harrison Wolfe Power Hour, the night time segment. He believes that the few listeners he has is only because they leave their radios on all the time. As such he attempts to not disturb those listeners too much with his segment. Harrison claims he is a caped crime fighter keeping the streets of Two Point County clean, being a DJ is just his secret identity.

Personal Life
Harrison considers himself to be an energetic, 'happy-go-lucky' kinda of guy. Harrison believes that Chloride used in swimming pools is a mind control substance. Harrison always pays his rent on time and never plays loud music.

Paranormally Proactive Initiative
Harrison runs a group called 'Paranormally Proactive' initiative. Not much is known about this group other than it must contain members who are qualified ghost-hunters. Harrison's initiative have been known to accept donations from hospital foundations asking him to put in a good word with these individuals. Hospitals like to employ these individuals to help keep their hospitals ghost free.

Health
Harrison is a self confirmed hypochondriac. Harrison frequently sees a therpist. His therpist is often recommending that Harrison finds a hobby. Harrison tried many hobbies.

Hobbies
Harrison has been on a search for a hobby to help relax him, but struggled.

Stamp Collecting - Harrison went down to his local post office and purchased all the stamps they had. 'So, I guess I'm done'.

Séances - He has tried Séances, but talking to the air and getting no replies 'I can do that in my day job man.' was his feeling. He no longer continues this hobby.

Whittling - Harrison finds this pasttime a very fullfilling experience, but claims he simply doesn't need this many stakes.

Beekeeping - Harrison only has three bees for now. "Not as easy to catch as you might think!" but he is looking forward to the honey.

Magic Tricks - He felt like he was being dishonest with himself and so jacked it in. He is now looking to re-home two dozen white rabbits.

Actvities
Harrison once spent a weekend locked inside the Two Point County Zoo trying to convince the staff that he wasn't a Hyena and to let him out. He claims the staff should listen to the radio more, as no hyenas play songs.

Pets
Harrison keeps 48 venimous snakes as pets which he is happy for his neighbours to play with anytime. It is possible this has been the source of his recent eviction notice.

Dislikes
Harrison doesn't like the Two Point Squabbler, a newspaper in Two Point County. He claims intelligent people listen to him on the radio and don't read the Two Point Squabbler.

Classic Rock Festival
Harrison claims there is no live music in Two Point County, and as such, decides to orgainse a classic rock festival himself.

The first order of business is the venue. He claims there are a few places it could be held. Grogbin's Ring, or the stadium where they play some sport of other, but really he believes nothing says 'rock' quite like the Melt Downs.

With this resolved Harrison turned his attention to the headline acts and asked his listeners to send in suggestions. But he also claimed he was already deep in talks with classic bands like Atrocious Blunder, Shrieking Pillows and Satanic Turnip. Eventually, Harrison managed to get 20 bands to sign up for the festivale.

The last thing Harrison needed to arrange was the permit from the town hall. However once submitting his request the mayor claimed a 'concerned citizen' had filed a motion to deny the permit, killing the live music festival. Later Harrison discovers the 'concerned citizen' was Two Point Radio DJ, Sir Nigel Bickleworth. Harrison claims he isn't a violent man but did lock Sir Nigel in the radio stations toilet where Harrison blasted really loud music for over three hours. "Hope you like it Nige"

Politics
Harrison isn't a supporter of Tarquin Foxbridge, the Health Minister of Two Point County. Claiming he makes unnecessary laws and applies taxes to pointless things. He advises he listeners to vote these people out. Harrison implies, that he might believe that Jumbo Corp are responsible for all of Two Point County's ails.

Harrison is an activist. Once he was a picketer protesting outside Jumbo headquaters. Jumbo also produce Jumbo Nuts, the sponser of Two Point Radio.